Categories: Scrubs

50 Top Crazy Nursing Moments Revealed

“A head injury patient stood up in bed and was urinating on the floor; asked what he was doing, and he said, ‘Why, I’m watering the corn.’”

“Pulled the emergency cord to request we fix the toilet paper to over not under.”

“Dementia patient taking a dump inside his closet…female CNA calls for help and 2 female nurses show up in the room. Then the patient says, ‘Well, I guess I’m in the ladies’ room.’”

“A female pt shoving an unpeeled banana up her…”

“A fireman caught his bed on fire while smoking a cigarette and put it out with his full urinal.”

“Called the law then said, ‘I didn’t call them today.’”

“Confused male patient removed the automatic blood pressure cuff from his arm. His nurse found it around his penis. Possibly not as confused as we might have thought.”

“Chased us all in his wheelchair with a long grabber device trying to hit us with it…side note: He doesn’t have dementia.”

“Confused patient thought he was in India, when indeed he was in Switzerland. He had, by sheer coincidence, been treated only by staff originally from India. He was very relieved when his wife showed up and was able to convince him that he was still in Switzerland.”

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