The First Flower of Spring
Actually, it looks like this is the first flower this healthcare professional has ever been presented with in her entire romantic life (and she must be at least 20 years old). She’s actually checking her heartbeat with a stethoscope to see if she’s developed floral fibrillation. Someone needs to inform her that “pitty-pat” is not a recognized heart rhythm.
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