3. If nurses managed the OR…
Heading on to the OR, you’ll find a set of restraints in every operating room, specifically for any surgeon who loses his or her temper or throws needle drivers at the staff. All OR gurneys have been replaced with gurneys that don’t have at least one wobbly wheel. In addition to the scrubs provided by the hospital, there are now also complimentary sets of long underwear and wool socks for every member of the OR staff.
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