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Resited

I was recovering an elderly Cornish female patient who was hard of hearing and who had had her colostomy resited. Upon awakening, we had the following conversation:

“What’s ‘e done then?”

“He’s resited your colostomy.”

“‘e’s what?”

“He’s resited your colostomy.”

“Recycled my colostomy! Well, who’s got it then?”

Taste test –>

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Andrew Heenan is a Nurse, Journalist and Web Editor. Visit realnurse.net at www.realnurse.net.

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