10. Nursing beer mug
9. The Fanny-Q: Fanny pack on weekdays, fold-out BBQ apron on weekends
8. Swiss Army Knife with thermometer
7. “I Brake for Print Scrubs” motorcycle helmet
6. Scent of a Nurse aftershave lotion
5. Skull and crossbones surgical cap
4. Mustache and sideburn sanitizer
3. Tabasco sauce in vending-machine size
2. Patient fantasy football chart
1. Fold-up traveler’s poker table