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The all-new, totally accurate lunch menu selection card

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DESSERT
Choose one of our specially prepared sweets to end your meal:
Angel food cake with red goop
Low-fat, low-salt crust with sugar-free apple-flavored goop
Chocolate Surprise with Suspiciously Stiff Whipped Cream Substitute

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For our patients on a General Diet, we offer the Chef’s Selection:
Green salad with ranch dressing
Fried catfish with French fries and hush puppies
Chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream
Diet Coke

Inspired by Allie Brosh’s Better Pain Scale.

Agatha Lellis
Agatha Lellis is a nurse whose coffee is brought to her every morning by a chipmunk. Bluebirds help her to dress, and small woodland creatures sing her to sleep each night. She writes a monthly advice column, "Ask Aunt Agatha," here on Scrubs; you can send her questions to be answered at askauntieaggie@gmail.com.

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