5. Doctors save lives, nurses save doctors
Yes, doctors would be lost without nurses. Nurses save doctors from getting yelled at by angry patients; the patients yell at the nurses instead. Nurses save doctors if they write incorrect orders on charts. Nurses save doctors time and energy by having charts, records and instruments ready, and by providing care, education and a comforting ear to patients. Shall we go on?
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