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We asked around, posted the idea on Facebook and were inundated with random anecdotes. The first version got a great response, so here are more of your submissions – The Scrubs Team.
Add yours in the comments below and you may be featured in a new installment!
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Nurse 1: Did you bring the charts?
Nurse 2: No.
Nurse 1: Why not?
Nurse 2: I didn’t want to.
Overheard by K. Stennis
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Nurse to Friend: Were you worried about catching swine flu?
Friend: Not really, I stopped eating pork years ago.
Supposedly overheard by D. Luntz [but we’ve heard this one, too!]
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MD: Can you hand me one of those Popsicle sticks?
Nurse: You mean tongue depressors?
MD: You know what I mean.
Overheard by R. Zimmerman
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Patient: I don’t have insurance.
Nurse: Don’t worry. Neither do I.
Overheard by A Torres.
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Nurse 1: I got a full night’s sleep, but I’m still tired.
Nurse 2: To think, you could have done something fun last night and woke up feeling the same way.
Nurse 1: Now I’m depressed and tired.
Overheard by T. Kimura
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