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Nursing jokes

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I am five feet, three inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, I went to the emergency room. The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I blurted out, “Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds.”

The nurse pondered this information, then leaned over to me. “Sweetheart,” she gently chided, “this is not the Internet.”

Drawing the line –>

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