10. ER NURSE
Finally, if you have worked in the emergency room, you’ve likely seen many patients come through your doors who have been in dire straits. You’ve probably gotten many a patient out of a tight jam, and they may or may not have realized it. Let them know with this punchy shirt: “ER Nurse: When You Absolutely, Positively, Need Your Ass Saved!”
References:
The Sarcasm Shop