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2. A little old man was admitted to a nursing home. On the first day, they seated him in a big chair and the nurse noticed he was slowly sliding over to his right side, so she went over and straightened him up in his chair. The next day, he was again sitting out in the big chair, and this time the nurse noticed him slowly leaning over to his left, so she came over and straightened him up. On the third day, he was sitting out again, and this time the nurse noticed he was slowly leaning forward, almost doubled over, so once more she went over and straightened him up in the chair. On the weekend, his daughter was visiting and asked how he liked living in the home.

“It’s all right, I suppose,” he grumped. “Food is okay, but I don’t like the nurses!”

Shocked, his daughter says, “Why not? They seem very diligent.”

“Yeah!” he replied. “But they won’t let a fella fart!”

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