ME: So, Molly, what did you put in your nose?
Molly: (big sigh) A CRAYON.
ME: What color is the crayon?
Molly: (she did not think this was as funny as I did and releases an even bigger sigh) BLUE.
ME: Why did you put the crayon up your nose?
Molly: (So irritated at this point that she actually rolled her eyes…I didn’t even know that 4 year old kids could do that!) I DON’T KNOW!!!
This was not Molly’s first rodeo. Tell me your funniest kid story!