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If nurse stock photos could speak: 10 captions that’ll crack you up!

Ever wonder what nurses might be saying if their stock photo images could speak? Now you don’t have to.

Is this nursing heaven? But wait, WHY ARE MY CHARTS HERE?! IS THIS A JOKE?

 

Thinkstock | michaeljung

I already have 17 text messages in my inbox from various relatives with medical questions. Aunt Mary wants to know if calories are “for real.”

 

iStock | Viktor_Gladkov

I’m not even a nurse. I’m only 14 years old. Today is “bring your kid to work” day and it was either this or piano lessons. 

I miss my piano.

 

iStock | Andreas Rodriguez

Here I am, just hangin’ out with my friends. Via Skype, of course, because I’m a nursing student and this is my concept of socializing now. Tomorrow, I’ll probably “hit the clubs” on Google Hangout. 

 
Thinkstock | mactrunk

Hey Beyoncé, I “woke up like this,” too. 

 

Thinkstock | stokkete

Annnnnndd there goes my life. 

 

iStock Photo | ThinkStock

Who wore it better?

Me…or me?

 

Thinkstock | Monkey Business Images

It’s my first day. I’m smiling because I’m terrified and I don’t know what else to do with my face.

 

Fuse | ThinkStock

Here we are. Just, you know, all waiting patiently in line for our turn to see the patient who swallowed his own pet.

 
iStockphoto | ThinkStock

So they handed me this salad and said, “Hey, take this picture with this salad for us, please.” Then I handed it back, because nobody in the history of nursing has ever had enough time to eat a salad. Ever. 

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