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How To Be That B*tch Nurse. A Step by Step Guide!

Easily Irritated.
You get irritated at patients easily, and throw snarky remarks at them if they ask you a question, even going to argue with them. Cue some bitchy comments to your Nurse pack. (see previous page)

Constant Chip on Your Shoulder.
You can’t take a joke. Seriously. You get offended by the littlest of things and it actually borders on anger management issues. All the while deep inside you consider yourself funny. Sarcastic, but funny.

Selfie Hater.
If you find out a Nurse is a mini celeb or has a big social following, you’ll secretly do anything to cut them down. ‘Not on my watch’. Even going as far as to report them to management for simply taking a selfie in a work bathroom. Eeesh.

You think Scrubs should basically be a towel you go to work in, and you balk at the sheer sight of something fashionable. If you find yourself saying this often, then you’re guilty of number 5 ‘I come to work to save lives, not walk down a catwalk.’

You despise newcomers and treat them like the filth you tread in when you first started.

Sorry kids, were we unfair? The truth hurts a little, but do let us know in the comments if we missed any. In the meantime, here’s a meme to cheer you up.

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