The heck with all of that. I submit, from long experience, that the following costumes will scare the knickers off of anybody at your unit party this year.
5. The GOMER (aka the Frequent Flier, Oh Lordy Not You Again)
Dress in normal street clothes. Carry a three- to five-page, single-spaced list of all the drugs to which you’re allergic. Laminate it or put it into a snazzy binder. Engage everyone at the party in long, drawn-out conversations about how one doctor or another just missed a malpractice suit when he or she removed your gallbladder/liver/brain/you-name-it.
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