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Unleash your best puns, jokes, myths, ironic observations, stories and other odd bits of wry wisdom about nursing! The Scrubs editors will pick the best one and award a $100 Amazon gift card to the lucky nurse! All you have to do is finish this sentence:
The most outrageous thing about being a modern nurse is…
Leave your answer in the comments and you’re entered to win! The lucky winner will be announced on December 1st, 2012!
“Forensic Pathologist fishes a body out of a river and knows right away it’s a nurse. Why? The stomach was empty, the bladder full, and the a** completely chewed off!” — Theresa Brown, RN
