Just Give Me a Gift Card for Target
This wacky gift is just plain mean. Imagine opening an envelope and pulling out what appears to be a large-denomination bill. Finally! Someone gives you the practical gift of cash to show real appreciation the good old-fashioned American way. But no! It’s just a gag gift with a sentimental poem on the front and a bizarre rendering of illustrations for “Hey Diddle Diddle” on the back. We’re guessing you rip this one up as soon as the giver’s back is turned—maybe before!
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