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4 funny ways to use work supplies at home

4. And speaking of fabulous, have you tried Mastisol for your falsies? I’m talking eyelashes, not cutlets. When a strip of eyelashes starts to pull a Tara Reid, just a dab of ET tube adhesive will do you for the rest of the evening, if not the rest of your life.

Note: The author of this article is not responsible for bodily injury, glued-together breasts or eyelids, or general humiliation incurred from following the tips in this piece.

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Agatha Lellis

Agatha Lellis is a nurse whose coffee is brought to her every morning by a chipmunk. Bluebirds help her to dress, and small woodland creatures sing her to sleep each night. She writes a monthly advice column, "Ask Aunt Agatha," here on Scrubs; you can send her questions to be answered at askauntieaggie@gmail.com.

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