Why do the same old boring “sexy nurse” thing? Why not put together a costume that’ll truly terrify your colleagues?
1. Put a tuxedo jacket and tie on over a hospital gown and bottoms: You’re a VIP patient!
2. Orange top, green pants, bits of brown fabric pinned here and there: You’re hospital cafeteria food! (Not appropriate for the faint-hearted.)
3. Dress in khakis and a button-down shirt (appropriate for men or women) and carry a notebook. Look interestedly at other people at the party. Listen in on conversations. Ask nosy questions. When asked, say you’re from the Joint Commission.
4. Put on a white lab coat and pin the July page from a calendar to your chest. Fill your pockets with notecards and look confused. Presto, you’re a new resident.
Make sure you provide food for your hungry guests:
5. Gingerbread men with limbs cut off or holes in their heads make a perfect hospital-themed snack.
6. Put out the usual bean dip, meat and cheese tray, and vegetables, but make sure everything’s
pureed.
7. Serve tube-feeding trash can punch!
8. Brain gelatin molds are easy to come by and produce eerily realistic brains. You can also get brain-shaped ice cube trays: Perfect for your neuroscience pals.
And games! What party is complete without games?!
9. Pin the IV on the Impossible-to-Stick Patient.
10. A piñata shaped like a Press-Ganey comment card.
11. Bobbing for Raises: Write a dollar amount on each apple.
12. Spin the Urinal: The person the urinal faces has to make a short speech about professional development.
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